Thursday, March 7, 2013

Journal Post: DAY 327

Day 327 with no sun. I have begun to think it has winked out of existence. Although, we are receiving reports from comrades to the South that it does in fact still exist. So, I must come to only one logical conclusion. Someone somewhere has managed to drape a gauzy gray curtain over New England, allowing nothing but highly filtered, pathetic "light" to trickle through. It is truly the only explanation. But now... the questions remain. What political point does this prove? How does taking New England's sunlight hostage prove effective if no one comes forward with responsibility or demands? And, most importantly, where did they get all that fabric, and did they get a bulk discount?

Seriously, yo, all my plants are withering and dying up in here. SUN!!!!

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